Conan Shows Why Every Hardware Store Should Get In On The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Craze

This commercial that Conan O’Brien debuted on his show last night is a parody, but if hardware stores took the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon seriously, they would make bank. Seriously, one hardware store employee must have been dragged to that movie — or snuck in by himself — and thought, “People are going to want to try things like this, and they’re going to try to do it themselves… and I sell all kinds of stuff that can make it possible!” And BOOM. Huge sale, profits galore, holiday bonuses for everyone and the economy is fixed.

What are you guys waiting for?

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