Don’t Worry, Chris Evans Totally Friendzoned His Date On the Oscar Red Carpet, Is Still Single

Whoops! Another classically awkward moment on the Oscars red carpet comes courtesy of Robin Roberts, who misidentified Chris Evans’ date as his girlfriend. Noooooo, no, no, no, he said as he and his date — a close friend — swiftly corrected her. So even if we can’t predict who wins awards tonight, at least we know that Chris Evans’ date wins absolutely nothing because that’s what happens in the friendzone, kids.