Cocaine. Horse tranquilizers. Trips to Tijuana to watch women with donkeys. Just a few things the granddads admit doing in the video above. Also discussed? Virginity loss, pranks with pants down and the ingestion of drugs most of us have never even heard of. The best part?
They’re talking to their grandsons.
These are the kind of bold admissions that usually come when one’s had a few too many. Or truth serum. But for Bart (82), Bob (70) and Roxy (75), it’s just an ordinary Monday. And exactly what happens when you’ve lived long enough to give exactly zero f*cks.
These are the grandpas Uproxx sat down with because we could. Also, more importantly, we wanted to see if the premise of the upcoming film starring Robert De Niro and Zac Efron, Dirty Grandpa, was faulty. It is not. There are some filthy octogenarians out there that’ll say virtually anything on camera.
But don’t take my word for it. Check out the video above. And see Dirty Grandpa when it opens in theaters on Jan. 22.
Here’s what you have to look forward to.