You know what they say, opinions are like assh*les and Donald Trump is full of them. The angry orange Push-Pop took to his Instagram to lament the ways he’s been betrayed by cinema this week — first in the form of an all-lady Ghostbusters and then thanks to a Harrison Ford-less Indiana Jones. Trump was especially hurt by this as his entire aesthetic has been inspired by Toht mid-face melt:
“They’re remaking Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford! You can’t do that! And now they’re making Ghostbusters with only women! What’s going on?!”
Of course, lots of lives are being ruined by this new “only-women” (clearly there won’t be a single man in the movie at all, at any point) Ghostbusters reboot. That’s what women do, man. We come in, we get the vote, we steal your movies, we ruin your lives. Thank god American hero Donald Trump is here to tell us how wrong this is.
Trump also provided intelligent discourse on another matter of national importance — Obama’s gum chewing.
We can only hope a presidential hopeful such as he sticks to these, the important issues of our time.
Source: Donald Trump’s Instagram