“You’ll shoot your eye out.” — Mother Parker, Santa
For when a kid requests an outlandish gift.
“I triple-dog dare you!” — Schwartz
For when someone thinks they can’t drink one more glass of eggnog.
“I can’t put my arms down.” — Randy
For when you’re not excited about bundling up to go outside.
“Fra-gee-lay (Fragile.) That must be Italian.” — The Old Man Parker
For after you open a delicate gift.
“I want a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range air rifle.” — Ralphie
For when you anyone asks what you want for Christmas.