Everyone Should Get These ‘A Christmas Story’ References

12.15.14 4 years ago 12 Comments
A Christmas Story holds a special place in many hearts, but none more than us native Clevelanders (and I guess TBS) who grew up near where the house still stands. But that’s okay, once the rest of you realize how often you reference this movie over the holidays you’ll be road tripping it to Cleveland to take a picture with the leg lamp asap!

“You’ll shoot your eye out.” — Mother Parker, Santa

For when a kid requests an outlandish gift.

“I triple-dog dare you!” — Schwartz

For when someone thinks they can’t drink one more glass of eggnog.

“I can’t put my arms down.” — Randy

For when you’re not excited about bundling up to go outside.

“Fra-gee-lay (Fragile.) That must be Italian.” — The Old Man Parker

For after you open a delicate gift.

“I want a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range air rifle.” — Ralphie

For when you anyone asks what you want for Christmas.

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