So, Chris Pratt is going to be starring in Cowboy Ninja Viking, a movie in which he’ll play a secret agent with a three-way split personality, one of which is a cowboy, one of which is a ninja and, well, you get the idea. If you ask me, that movie sounds like awesome sauce, but wait, things get even better – word is Universal is in talks with David Leitch and Chad Stahelski to direct Cowboy Ninja Viking.
Leitch and Stahelski were the guys behind recent Keanu Reeves action-revenge flick, John Wick, which is a movie you really need to catch if guns and kicking and punching and scowly dudes killing other dudes are up your alley. John Wick may not have had the deepest story or characters, but its action was immaculately shot and it was perfectly paced, so I’d be all over some Leitch and Stahelski directed cowboy, ninja and/or viking action. Chris Pratt apparently agrees, as he met with the directors personally and gave them his thumbs up.
Let’s just hope the events of Cowboy Ninja Viking aren’t set in motion by Chris Pratt’s dog dying. I don’t think I could take that. I don’t think he could take that…