This Is What ‘Up’ Would Be Like As A Horror Movie

Up is the heartwarming, tear-soaked journey of an old man and a little boy. It’s a truly wonderful film with a lot of joy and a lot of emotion. Or, is it? Thanks to Bobby Burns, it’s now the tale of a terrifying old man who steals a little boy, traps him in a dangerous house and almost gets him immolated. Thanks, Bobby.

At least in this one, little Russell’s mom seems to care that her son has disappeared.