Hey, Babes: Ariana Grande Is Super Sorry For That ‘Whole Donut Fiasco’

Slightly taller Minion Ariana Grande has once again apologized for committing the greatest crime in American history, licking a donut (and also saying she hates America), this time in a four-minute video. In her future-award-winning black and white short, Grande says that she was “so disgusted” with herself, and she apologizes for her “poor choice of words and behavior.” She added, “Not here to make any excuses or justify my behavior… I’m just here to apologize.”

This is a story about licking donuts. Do not forget this.