Every passing hour brings us closer to the Keebler Elf’s rebellious daughter Ariana Grande finally snapping and murdering EVERYONE. It’s not a matter of “if,” it’s “when,” and judging by something the tiniest of serial killer divas reportedly uttered in an elevator, the “when” is SOON.
“She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got into the elevator [of a Manhattan radio station earlier this summer],” a stunned industry insider tells us. “And as soon as the doors shut she said, ‘I hope they all f*cking die.’” (Via)
This is the first good thing to happen in an elevator for months. Anyway, one of these days, Grande is going to discover Fugazi and channel her rage into making a punk as f*ck album called Capitalist Pigs Are the New Fascists. Either that, or pop star fame will consume her until it spits her out. One of the two.