Meet Hevisaurus, The Finland Dinosaur Metal Band For Children

Imagine Barney, the childhood icon that sung about love and other cute stuff, was a diehard heavy metal fan and started a band with Baby Bop, B.J. and Riff? Well, that’s essentially what Hevisaurus is.

Courtesy of Noisey, we learn that the group (made up of Herra Hevisaurus, Milli Pilli, Komppi Momppi, Riffi Raffi and Muffi Puffi) has been around since 2009, having released seven albums and even having multiple tribute bands in countries from around the world. But the best part about Hevisaurus (aside from the fact that they are “bloodthirsty warrior beasts” that “drink milk, eat cookies, and stay in school”)? The fact that they have a backstory that almost puts Gwar’s to shame.

Check out their latest music video “Juranoid” below (and look at all the cute parents with their cute kids in the audience), as well as their website, where you can find out each dinosaur’s favorite food and more.

(Via Metal Injection)

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