Kelly Clarkson Sings A Selection Of Tinder Profiles

It’s possible that nothing will unseat Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets in the spot in my heart specifically reserved for “No. 1 Jimmy Kimmel Live Musical Bit.”

Kelly Clarkson comes dangerously close, though, as she sings several arrangements of current Tinder profiles. Here now for your enjoyment, Kelly Clarkson crooning the words “smoking blunts” and “hairless cats” more times than you will ever hear her sing otherwise.

No other American Idol winner is ever going to come close to Kelly Clarkson, so at least she’s No. 1 in my heart in the title of “Best Televised Talent Show Contestants Who Can Belt Out Celine Dion’s Name Better Than Celine Dion.”