/resists urge to make “Beyoncé blew the lights out” joke
In a Super Bowl halftime show with a Destiny’s Child reunion, impressive choreography, and A GUITAR THAT SHOT FIRE, all anyone can talk about this morning is, 1) Did Beyoncé flash the Illuminati symbol? and 2) Did Beyoncé flash a nipple? (Judge for yourself above.) Both very important stories, obviously.
Musically speaking, the so-called haters were silenced: Beyoncé earned her Queen title. She tore through “Love on Top,” “Crazy in Love,” and a Destiny’s Child medley, before ending with a stirring performance of her best solo song, “Halo.” And then she hugged Jay-Z backstage, because she’s better than us. Blue Ivy, too.
Relive the best moments via images and GIFs after the jump, or rewatch the mini-concert here.
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slide #8 = Vigo the Carpathian trying to break free from the painting.
I’m so glad you included a gif making fun of Michelle… I mean she noticeably sucked during that routine.
The Illuminati stuff slays me. IT’S THE ROC!
She sounded out of breath and thin-voiced from all the jumping around, this in addition to an overall horrible sound, and when she was screaming HAAAALOOOOOO I just wanted to tear my ears off, UGH!
/HATE
She sure has booty and knows how to shake it tho, I’ll give her that.
#18 keeps cracking me up because it looks like the guitar player had no idea her guitar could do that!
“OH CRAP! IT’S ON FIRE! WHAT DO I DO!? HELP!”
hah Wendy you sly bitch
This has to qualify as a Stoopid Bowl nadir as it’s hard to imagine it getting any worse.
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a slip, but I’ll be in my bunk regardless
I opened the gif in ImageReady and looked at that “nipslip” frame, it was definitely just a curl of hair. Sorry, guys.