One Direction Fans Are Losing It Over Louis Tomlinson’s Flopping Dong

I’m gonna be honest here: Until about 20 minutes ago, I didn’t even know who Louis Tomlinson was. When it comes to One Direction, I know there’s the one with the hair and the one who just quit, but that was about the extent of my knowledge. However, I can now safely say that Louis Tomlinson is my favorite member of One Direction.

According to UK Metro, Tomlinson plays with a British football team called the Doncaster Rovers, and this clip, uploaded to Perez Hilton’s Vine, was taken of him warming up prior to this past Sunday’s game. So… MORE LIKE THE DONGCASTER ROVERS, AM I RIGHT?

I’ll just see myself out now.