Toby Keith’s ‘Red Solo Cup’ Is Impossibly Delightful

If someone would have told me last week that I’d be posting a Toby Keith video on UPROXX this week I’d have laughed in their face. Yet here I am posting one, and doing so emphatically, completely devoid of any shred of doubt or shame, because this ode to a staple of good ole American good times is frankly awesome in just about every way.

The video above features Keith simply meandering through a party, becoming increasingly drunker along the way, while people, including a few random celebrities, all around him play beer pong and flip cup and other drinking games and, of course, drink from red Solo cups.

“Now a Red Solo Cup is the best receptacle, for barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals. And you sir do not have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinking from glass…I love you, red Solo cup. I fill you up. Proceed to party. Proceed to party.”

Sorry, Dixie Cup — you’ve been replaced. Toby Keith, Sammy Hagar, Larry Bird, Roger Clemens, Ted Nugent, Craig Ferguson, and Carrot Top (Yes, Carrot Top!), among others said so, and I think they’re right.