FlipBoardFanhouse dug up this indescribably fantastic footage of NHL MVP Alexander Ovechkin promoting a contest on Russian TV where the first woman to guess his cell phone number wins a date with him. And what a catch! He's 2 meters tall! 95 kilos!
Among the choice quotes:
[Exposing his underwear] "See…Classy…Soviet red…OOOOOHH!"
[Regarding American girls] "They say hello, I say hey, next thing you know they say rape. It's about money. Next thing you know you are arrested."
"Last time I checked before I flew over here, there were over 20,000 rubles in my account. I have no money."
[About his ideal Russian bride] "Show me one such girl and I'd fall on my knees and say, 'You are my temple of poetry.'"
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Truer words have never been said regarding the cuntiness of American cunts. Damn cunts.
This may be the greatest video ever.
“They say hello, I say hey, next thing you know they say rape. It’s about money. Next thing you know you are arrested.”
I hear ya. She says no, I force myself on her, she screams, I finish, she runs away crying, next hing you know she says rape. Bitches, man.
He should get his Russian brides the same way everyone else does.
This is America, dammit.
I hear ya, brother.
-kobe
"It's all about money."
Holy shit. Nobel worthy research there man. Just keeps on digging for the truth. By the way, how much were those red boxers you were flashing, idiot?
His technique is obviously all wrong. If they're awake enough to yell "rape" then you didn't wait long enough for the roofees to kick in.
Dumbass.
Please, no Germans.
"Put it in H!"
fucking youtube.. can’t ever see it at work.
use more buzzcuts
why yes i am far too lazy to make a blog that’s funny, so i’ll tell you how to run your’s.
Hopefully whoever guesses correctly won't mind the person already in his bed in the video.
So, let me check the math:
Russian mail order bride = temple of poetry
…Great news Anastasia! You're a temple! Now bleach my damn socks!
Are all American women obese Texas A&M fans..I can only hope