Don’t Call Jared Allen’s Fiancee A C–t

04.20.10 8 years ago 13 Comments

Jared Allen strikes me a man of the people, a guy that likes to “party…with two Rs,” if you will. So it doesn’t surprise me that the Minnesota Vikings defensive end was hanging out in a bar like an ordinary guy. But I was disappointed when some dumb bastard looking for attention told Jared Allen’s fiancee, who was with Allen at the time, that he would see her next Tuesday, if you know what I mean. I suspect that you do.

When Jared heard the insult, the 6’6″, 270 pound Pro Bowler — who’s also an avid hunter — told the guy, “I’ll break your f*cking neck homeboy … and then I’ll write a check to your f*cking name too.”

Jared’s rep at EAG Sports management tells TMZ, “No matter what, Jared will always protect and defend his family.”

There’s video of the scene in the bar after the jump. I wonder if Allen did that little Magic Butter dance when he got outside. You know, that silly thing he does every time he gets a sack. It looks like he’s churning butter and then goes “Tada!” Magic Butter, people.

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