FlipBoardThe matron saint of page views, Erin Andrews (Erin Pageviews?), was working last night's game in Wrigley Field between the Cubs and the Braves decked out in what she described as "spelling bee yellow". Erin, around here, we call it "police tape yellow". "Can I have a vowel? Whatever," she bubbles. Hey, there're two vowels in anal.
Broadcaster and former Cubbie Rick Sutcliffe was so captivated that he declined discussing his upcoming surgery with partner Dave O'Brien in order to speculate on the prospect of the wind exposing Erin's panties.
Sutcliffe: "Well, I'm more worried about Erin, than I was me. Wearing that skirt tonight in the Windy City? You think all eyes weren't on her during batting practice?"
That'll show the grim specter of death that your horndoggish ways can't be suppressed by terminal disease. You hear that, AIDS, I can have all the sex I want!
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Hey, I got a new favorite color too. I call it "Erin Andrews' insides."
andrews brings it…..love to crush that azz
ERIN ANDREWS'
SKIRTASSTRUMPSCURES CANCERYou can't argue with science. Especially sexy science.
Even those who aren't the biggest EA fans have to admit she looked pretty hot last night.
/I have a school bus fetish
I have the urge to fuck a bowl of mustard now.
cancer, shmancer. If the chemo takes away my hair i'll use her vag as a hat.
@Hardaway
Jerome Bettis on line 2. Want me to tell him you're not a bottom?
Pink is my favorite color., and by pink I mean vagina
Bruce Pearl is so going to kick his ass.
"Where is that pussy Cancer anyways?!!?!!"
/Russell Crowe
You know what else has two vowels?
/I'm hinting at rape.
the wind exposing Erin's panties.
In my world, EA doesn't wear panties.
i dont care what shes wearing whether its black, white, purple, yellow or whatever. i like my women the as i like my steaks; with a hot pink center
Added Harold Reynolds, "What the fuck?"
The grim specter of death’s first name is Arlen.
If you really want some pageviews, just dig up a quality picture of Erin Andrews in the yellow dress. Seriously… someone must have taken one.