11.02.06 11 years ago 5 Comments

From Agent Zero's blog:

I’m trying to just … One day run for mayor! In Washington, but that’s a long way, that’s 30 years from now.

Well, the Black President's mayoral candidacy is off to a shaky start, as he went scoreless in the first half and finished the game with seven points on 2-for-12 shooting. Unless, of course, he's trying to establish a more democratic distribution of the ball: he chalked up 11 assists last night, which I've heard is a good thing to get out of your point guard.

Señor Bron-Bron went for 26 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists, so his throne is safe for now. He also blocked two Zero Hero layups, which of course means he's a better player.

Oh, and I guess there were other people on the floor. Some tattooed fellow even scored more point than King James, while a guy named Karen helped out the future mayor. And there was a game of sorts. The people on LeBron's team won.

But what really matters, as we look back on this historic sporting event, is that Gilbert Arenas finished the game with more nicknames than LeBron James.

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