06.16.08 10 years ago 10 Comments

You should probably rethink your future with Cirque du Soleil after taking a fall like this girl experiences after getting launched off a swing during what I can only assume is some sort of gymnastics meet. That "We are the branches sign" looks a little poignant when the person at the end of the mat doesn't have the reach to cushion you hurtling into the ground. Maybe because I've never gone to one of these things, but I'd like to know when swings became a part of these events? Can I get a sex swing with that kind of trajectory. Nothing caps a night with a hooker like launching her two towns over. Hopefully that's the town with the nice hooker cemetary, which is to say, a nice drainage system. 

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