07.31.08 10 years ago 10 Comments

Bill Mikesell of OregonLive.com is responsible for this insider look on what it takes to become a member of the Portland TrailBlazers dance team.  According to the judges, it's all about having dancers who "project their personality" and have good technique, consistency and energy.  One official notes that they're looking for "that stand-out girl," which is about as close as anyone comes to saying they're looking for fine-ass women who can dance real sexy-like.

And, as with any hard-hitting news report, it's spliced with long cuts of girls in spandex dancing real sexy-like.  I know it's still early in the year, but I smelllll Puliiiiiiiiitzerrrrrrrrrrr

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