Horses suck. People who love horses suck. If you’re not an actual cowboy, horses are a complete waste of your time. To quote the foremost expert on the subject:
They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!! [They also paralyzed Superman – Ed.]
So anyway, here’s a stupid horse doing a why-the-long-faceplant, and its country club douchebag rider goes down with it. God I love watching this video. If scientists can ever harness the raw energy of schadenfreude, I’m gonna singlehandedly put the oil companies out of business.