MDS at Fanhouse found this new-to-us video from 2008 that has to be the fastest knockout ever not chronicled in a Jean-Claude Van Damme film. Ryohei Masuda knocked the puddin’ out of Takahiro Kuroishi in just two seconds, using a right hook that defies all logic and reason. It’s as if Masuda had game-planned launching such a punch from the heavens that, had he missed, would have left him defenseless.
And honestly, that’s almost too fast to be impressive. Did Masuda still get a full night’s pay for that? Usually when I’m that fast, my escort gives me some kind of a discount. Who would have though of prostitutes as such a benevolent people? via, via.