Dancing With The Ditka…And A Clipboard

This has already been posted over at KSK, but it’s too surreal to not include here. It’s former NFL coach and current ESPN analyst Mike Ditka. Dancing. Oh yes.

The 80s-style weirdness is ratcheted up nicely, starting with Ditka walking into an empty bar WITH A BRIEFCASE and playing a game of foosball BY HIMSELF. Why foosball? Hey, it’s 11-on-11. That’s just like football! And then there’s a horrible band with Excessive High-Five Syndrome and a bunch of dancers without pants. Mons pubis? Let’s do this.

It’s weird. No wonder everyone did cocaine during the 80s. At least now we have World of Warcraft.