07.25.08 10 years ago 7 Comments

I'm never quite sure what term to give to these bush league events. It's pro wrestling but at a lesser level. Does that make it amateur pro wrestling? Semipro wrestling? Something for drunk hicks to hold in their backyard or an elementary school cafeteria? Either way, they're at least fairly inventive in their methods of violence and for that it's worth that $5 admission and two drink minimum. Fans in the front row can expect to get splattered with chipped teeth. If they can combine these teeth fragments with the ones left in their mouth it might form one whole tooth. And that tooth can be traded for meth.

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