06.12.07 11 years ago 33 Comments

My day is richer now that I've seen these photos of Steelers kicker Jeff Reed on Deadspin.  The hair!  The wristband!  The dog tags!  The silver-dollar nipples!  Could he be the sexiest athlete of this generation?  Not if I can be the man to break the sex barrier of the Women's Pillow-Fighting League.

(p.s. Somebody, please, put me in contact with the gentleman on the left.  Who's his personal trainer?  How did he get that figure?  I'm guessing a deep-fried can of frosting for dessert after a sensible meal of bacon-wrapped donuts.  Five times daily.)

(p.p.s. Sexiest day ever?  Sexiest day ever.) 

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