Kate Upton In Zero Gravity Is Out Of This World

All the billions of dollars, all the Apollos, all the labor, all the research: they were all worth for it, so we, as humans in 2014, could watch Kate Upton spin around in a bikini in zero gravity for some reason. Sports Illustrated had Upton try (and succeed!) to look sexy while doing her best Homer Simpson eating chips impression aboard a specially modified Boeing 727 run by the Zero G Experience, because those space monkeys died for a reason, dammit. The making-of video is both ridiculous and the same feeling this guy got: