10.16.09 8 years ago 12 Comments

Now that rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is back dating Reggie Bush, it is now safe to resume writing inane posts about her as a thinly-veiled excuse to showcase her ‘talents’, correct?

Of course, her talents consist solely of displaying her luscious breasts and sumptuous behind for the masses, but who am I to argue?

Kim Kardashian will be the cover girl for the November 2009 issue of Cosmo. And we’re all very happy for her for that.

So, after ogling her photos, head on over to Cosmo and read her cover story interview to get to know the “Real” Kim Kardashian. Nah, just kidding. I would, however, recommend taking the “Are You A Good Flirt?” quiz. Because sometimes you find yourself without that bottle of chloroform and you have to figure out some way to convince Miss Playing-Hard-To-Get to hop in your windowless van.

[H/T Epic Carnival]

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