05.07.08 10 years ago 17 Comments

Eager to capitalize on attractive blondes with long legs, the Women's Tennis Association awesomely wants to get Maria Sharapova to participate in an upcoming WTA photo shoot during a tournament in Rome, but little miss fancypants only cares about playing tennis.

They want me to do this shoot on Sunday, Monday or Tuesday of the Rome tournament after flying 12 hours from LA. I have set my own personal rules when is comes to doing shoots and I never do shoots before tournaments because they are mentally draining and I want to just focus on my tennis. Now the WTA is telling me if I don't do this shoot they will fine me over $300,000. [Note: the fine gets increased to $700K because she doesn't wear a WTA patch on her tennis dresses.]

Ugh, I hate it when these diva athletes only care about competing.  Maria thinks she can travel around the world and focus on her game and try to win tournaments.  What a selfish bitch.  What about us, the fans?  We just want more pictures of her.  Please, Maria.  Pose for more flattering photos.  Do it for your fans.


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