Some of you are gonna be pissed about the fact that this is a video that has both soccer and British humor. I know, I know: I'm sorry. But I think it's worth it for the wealth of gay jokes and the opportunity to make fun of people from the 1930s, almost all of whom are certainly dead by now (ha ha, suckers!). Except for that Charles Charlie Charles fellow. That man is as tough as they come. He's definitely still alive somewhere… crapping his pants and talking to the garbage can.
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