Paul McCartney Almost Caught A Free T-Shirt At Last Night’s Brooklyn Nets Game

Music legend Paul McCartney has 17 Grammy Awards and a net worth about $650 million, but there’s one thing he doesn’t have: a Brooklyn Nets t-shirt. And he wants one.

Here’s a clip of Sir Paul going for the grab during halftime at the Nets/Sixers game and teaching us two rules:

1. when they throw out free t-shirts, they give most of them to the people in the really good seats, which isn’t fair because those people could probably buy a merch kiosk with whatever loose change they’ve got chingle-chingling around, and

2. no matter how rich you get or where you’ve been or who you are, you WANT A FREE T-SHIRT.

He’s simply having a disappointing Christmastime.