PEYTON MANNING REALLY LIKES CEREAL

08.27.09 9 years ago 3 Comments

Here’s Peyton Manning in a well-produced-but-not-exactly-crap-your-pants-viral video touring the Wheaties plant where…if I can read the card here…they will be making a newer, scientifically-engineered brand of cereal. Ooh, I hope it has ephedra in it. And maybe some andro. Seriously, that stuff needs to come in a black, vaccum-sealed box with all the steroids they can possibly jam into every single…Hey, wait a second, how come they didn’t let Kevin Garnett in? I guess he hadn’t finished breakfast yet. Hey, Kev! On the stick, yo! And don’t choke on that cereal…wait, he actually won a title. Who am I thinking of? Thanks, Tim

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