Seattle Says N-O To TO

05.27.10 8 years ago 4 Comments

Pete Carroll is bringing his super-chill coaching style to Seattle, which would have been perfect for a guy like all around good guy sitcom star Super Bowl champion with the Philadelphia Eagles fuck it, Terrell Owens. Unfortunately for TO, Seattle GM John Schneider says the chances of Terrell going to the Seahawks are low, like Amish BAC low.

Although the Seahawks have expressed what was described as “preliminary interest” in free agent wide receiver Terrell Owens, Seattle G.M. John Schneider says the chances of Owens actually signing with the team are remote. Schneider said the Seahawks don’t intend to offer Owens a contract unless “something drastic happens.” –PFT

Owens had probably the worst statistical season of his career last season in Buffalo. He’s getting older, but I’d credit his drop in numbers to having Trent Edwards throwing him the ball. Not to mention that TO probably wanted to shoot himself in the face living in upstate New York. I’d rather tie a steak to my member and stick it in a tiger’s mouth than live in Buffalo. Some classic TO antics after the jump.

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