08.19.09 9 years ago 4 Comments

So Shaquille O’Neal’s poor excuse for an offseason training regimen debuted on ABC last night, and it wasn’t totally terrible. I watched the whole hour, which already answers my next question of why anyone would make that show an hour long in the first place. Notable moments in the show? Aside from Shaq’s fish-out-of-water routine on a football field? Nothing. On the show next week: your mom. Well, it may as well be, because I’ve given up on this show. I broke even on my first one-hour investment, and that’s as far as I’m willing to go.

Half-assed recap of last night’s show: Shaq and Ben Roethlisberger each took three turns quarterbacking different teams in what basically was a college-football overtime, only Ben started from the 40 and Shaq from the 20. Both “quarterbacks” scored TDs on their first two possessions, then Shaq was picked off (on what was blatant PI) and Ben threw a third TD pass for the win, though I’m 90 percent sure that the receiver didn’t have a second toe down in the end zone…

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