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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Underground Poker Game Chatroom!
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homosexual_rod: /smokes cigar in totally masculine way |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /lays down card in middle of table
yellow last card
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homosexual_rod: WHAT ARE JOO DOINGK THIS IS POKER |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait what
aw well shat no wonder i been losen i thought we was playen handy manny uno cards
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homosexual_rod: HOW COUL JOO THINGK THAT JOO JUST LAID DOWN A FOUR |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: right but, i thought these was handy manny uno cards, the four looks like the wrench
the wrench from the handy manny show
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wrenchy
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homosexual_rod: IS A FOUR |
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WordUpThome: GO FORTH AND FISH |
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homosexual_rod: BOY I SWURR |
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WordUpThome: HA HA JUST JOKES, FRIEND, I KNOW WHAT GAME WE’RE PERFORMING, IT’S POKER CARDS, RIGHT |
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homosexual_rod: IS JUST CALLED POKER |
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WordUpThome: HIT ME |
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CharlieHustle: /rolls a dice
/takes a chance
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homosexual_rod: DOES NOBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER |
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WordUpThome: MY FRIEND DID |
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homosexual_rod: I KEEKED JOOR FRIEND OUT FOR A REASON JEEM |
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WordUpThome: YOU SAID WE NEEDED A FIFTH |
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homosexual_rod: HE’S ANTI-SEMITIC |
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IM_HerbertMoon: I can assure you there is nothing Jewish-made in this establishment, sir. |
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WordUpThome: HE’S GREAT AT POKER CARDS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: lol no he’s not i have literally killed him in a duel steeming from a poker cards dispute at least 100 times |
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homosexual_rod: EES ANYBODY HERE CHEWISH, RAISE JOOR HAND |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im a morman |
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WordUpThome: I AM AS CHRISTIAN AS SINGER-SONGWRITER MARC COHN THE NIGHT HE PLAYED WITH MURIEL AT THE HOLLYWOOD |
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CharlieHustle: i might be jewish |
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homosexual_rod: OGAY FINE WE CAN PLAY |
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CharlieHustle: /nudges Herbert Moon
say, referesh my memory does a king high flush beat the cincinnati reds
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IM_HerbertMoon: I’M HERBERT MOOOON |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: alex, 2 queeries
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homosexual_rod: YES |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: 1) is major motion picture actress cameron diaz here |
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homosexual_rod: OH JOO MEANT QUESTIONS
NO SHE ONLY HANGS AROUND WITH aRAH WHEN WE’RE IN PUBLIC, WHY
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i wanted to say how much i hated shrek part 3 strate to her f**ken ghoul face |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: 2) pete rose just laid down a jack of spades an tapped it but he didnt turn it sideways, is the jack of spades in play |
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CharlieHustle: awww horsemanship |
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homosexual_rod: WE ARE PLAYINGK POKER |
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WordUpThome: HIT ME |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: k
/flips over table
/starts throwing punches
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has accidentally struck IM_HerbertMoon.
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IM_HerbertMoon: AHHHHH /runs away |
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**Online Host**
IM_HerbertMoon has left the chatroom.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: argh i hate the targeting system of real life
al you better go stop him, he’s gonna tell the police
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homosexual_rod: WHAT DONT BE RADICKOLOUS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no seriously go stop him or he’ll tell the marshalls and youll get in trouble for this illegal poker game |
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homosexual_rod: WHAT ARE JOO TALKINGK ABOUT
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: welp, too late now |
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LadyCop has entered the chatroom.
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LadyCop: /starts firing gun at people indiscriminately |
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homosexual_rod: AHHH AHHHHHHHH |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: see |
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