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Welcome to the Underground Poker Game Chatroom!
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homosexual_rod: /smokes cigar in totally masculine way |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /lays down card in middle of table
yellow last card
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homosexual_rod: WHAT ARE JOO DOINGK THIS IS POKER |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait what
aw well shat no wonder i been losen i thought we was playen handy manny uno cards
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homosexual_rod: HOW COUL JOO THINGK THAT JOO JUST LAID DOWN A FOUR |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: right but, i thought these was handy manny uno cards, the four looks like the wrench
the wrench from the handy manny show
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wrenchy
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homosexual_rod: IS A FOUR |
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WordUpThome: GO FORTH AND FISH |
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homosexual_rod: BOY I SWURR |
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WordUpThome: HA HA JUST JOKES, FRIEND, I KNOW WHAT GAME WE’RE PERFORMING, IT’S POKER CARDS, RIGHT |
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homosexual_rod: IS JUST CALLED POKER |
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WordUpThome: HIT ME |
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CharlieHustle: /rolls a dice
/takes a chance
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homosexual_rod: DOES NOBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER |
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WordUpThome: MY FRIEND DID |
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homosexual_rod: I KEEKED JOOR FRIEND OUT FOR A REASON JEEM |
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WordUpThome: YOU SAID WE NEEDED A FIFTH |
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homosexual_rod: HE’S ANTI-SEMITIC |
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IM_HerbertMoon: I can assure you there is nothing Jewish-made in this establishment, sir. |
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WordUpThome: HE’S GREAT AT POKER CARDS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: lol no he’s not i have literally killed him in a duel steeming from a poker cards dispute at least 100 times |
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homosexual_rod: EES ANYBODY HERE CHEWISH, RAISE JOOR HAND |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im a morman |
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WordUpThome: I AM AS CHRISTIAN AS SINGER-SONGWRITER MARC COHN THE NIGHT HE PLAYED WITH MURIEL AT THE HOLLYWOOD |
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CharlieHustle: i might be jewish |
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homosexual_rod: OGAY FINE WE CAN PLAY |
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CharlieHustle: /nudges Herbert Moon
say, referesh my memory does a king high flush beat the cincinnati reds
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IM_HerbertMoon: I’M HERBERT MOOOON |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: alex, 2 queeries
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homosexual_rod: YES |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: 1) is major motion picture actress cameron diaz here |
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homosexual_rod: OH JOO MEANT QUESTIONS
NO SHE ONLY HANGS AROUND WITH aRAH WHEN WE’RE IN PUBLIC, WHY
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i wanted to say how much i hated shrek part 3 strate to her f**ken ghoul face |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: 2) pete rose just laid down a jack of spades an tapped it but he didnt turn it sideways, is the jack of spades in play |
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CharlieHustle: awww horsemanship |
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homosexual_rod: WE ARE PLAYINGK POKER |
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WordUpThome: HIT ME |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: k
/flips over table
/starts throwing punches
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has accidentally struck IM_HerbertMoon.
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IM_HerbertMoon: AHHHHH /runs away |
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IM_HerbertMoon has left the chatroom.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: argh i hate the targeting system of real life
al you better go stop him, he’s gonna tell the police
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homosexual_rod: WHAT DONT BE RADICKOLOUS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no seriously go stop him or he’ll tell the marshalls and youll get in trouble for this illegal poker game |
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homosexual_rod: WHAT ARE JOO TALKINGK ABOUT
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: welp, too late now |
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LadyCop has entered the chatroom.
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LadyCop: /starts firing gun at people indiscriminately |
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homosexual_rod: AHHH AHHHHHHHH |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: see |
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IM_HerbertMoon made me laugh out loud. Especially when he was eaten by zombies.
But why is she just firing indiscriminately at a-rah?
argh i hate the targeting system of real life
Yep, that’s pretty great.
Wow, truly an all-star cast in today’s Dugout.
Am I the only one that imagines Desi Arnaz’s voice from “I Love Lucy” when I read A-Rod?
And as a dad I appreciate the handy Mandy references.
@UU – According to Jon, he’s supposed to be a cross between Jennifer Lopez and one of his old managers at Radio Shack. Also, my girlfriend LOVES Handy Manny (she is 25 years old).
Damn that Herbert Moon. Hogtie him and throw him on the train tracks and he still shows up at your next poker match to spout his anti-semetic ways.
GO FORTH AND FISH.
@B, good stuff, but I’m still hearing Desi Arnaz and now I have the Handy Mandy song stuck in my head.
I still can’t finish that stupid animal skinning sim Red Dead.
A-rah w/his original screen name, JI
JIM THOME, Farnsy, Pete Rose, Lady Cop AND a Magic: The Gathering reference?! Oh dear gawd, I have done died an’ gone to heaven–and if there had been a Pete Rose “you have stained the game” reference to end it, I would have actually died. B, if you were here, I’d be hugging you by now. :)
No wonder no one ever answers my queeries.
Pete Rose is banned not because he gambled on baseball, but because his Jack of Spades obviously had summoning sickness and therefore could not be tapped for any ability that turn. It’s well-known that Bud Selig is a Level 7 DCI Judge.
Rod, Farnsy, JIM and LadyCop all in one chatroom. Huh, the planets are all aligning in the sky, imagine that.
Great job as always, I can’t decide if my favorite part is Farnsworth’s in-depth knowledge of Handy Manny or Thome referencing “Walking in Memphis”.
john cena gay
this was a skrate up chris masters asterpiece
Lady cop’s been waiting a looooong time to do that.
Lady Cop always makes the Dugout better
Goddamn, this was a great one. They all are, but this one especially was.
HA! “i feel like sports by brooks” brooks lost his blogger mentality
Love the Herbert Moon appearance.
LadyCop: “You have engaged in a variety of acts which have framed the Gay-Rod, and you must now live with the consequences of those acts.”
CharlieHustle: “Awwww fishsticks”
OGAY
red dead regumption
A-Rod’s obituary WAS going to read: Third Basemen dies violently in Casino orgy,
This is amazing in many ways.
Poker, Videogames, and the Dugout, 3 great tastes that are hilarious together.
When I read this the first time, it was without any images (shitty data reception on my phone at work) and I was like “who the F is Herbert Moon.” I also thought the RDR reference was forced.
Then I got images to load, and it all made sense.
I can assure you there is nothing Jewish-made in this post, sir.
Also, the MtG reference, awesome. (I still don’t know what the fuck Horsemanship does)