Tiger Woods Divorce ‘100 Percent Happening’

04.23.10 8 years ago 3 Comments

At least one report out there in the series of tubes is quoting a source close to Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods (for now, anyway). The source has said that the great reconciliation between Tiger and Elin isn’t happening, and that divorce is imminent. And Cablinasia weeps.

Meanwhile, the insider says that “nonstop construction” continues on the $3 million home in Vaxholm which Elin purchased in December. “She is definitely planning on spending a lot of time there — they are gutting it,” the source says of the private-island estate on Sweden’s west coast.

The mom and former model, 30, is “working hard” to speed up renovations. “She and the kids are going to be spending most of the summer there,” the source says. “Without Tiger.” –US Weekly, via HuffPo.

Tiger, meanwhile, has confirmed that he will play in the Players Championship next month and the US Open in June, which is more of a commitment than he seems to have made in patching things up with Elin. Who would have thought of a Swedish supermodel to be so high maintenance? Leave the air conditioning on! Stop banging whores! Hold still while I swing this wedge at your face! That sounds worse than being with some of those American women. You know who you are, ladies.

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