11.20.08 9 years ago 19 Comments

It’s not enough for Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo to date a pin-up pop princess, attend high school pep rallies, and stop to change stranded motorists’ tires late at night.  He’s so kind and selfless that he’s now taking homeless men to the movies.  What an asshole.

The man, who goes by Doc, was outside a theater in in Dallas when [Romo] came up and offered to pay his way to see a movie…

Romo and Doc ended up sitting together watching the movie “Role Model.” [sic] Doc told the newspaper that he informed Romo that he hadn’t showered in days.

“Don’t worry about that,” Romo said, according to the newspaper. “I’m used to locker rooms.”

The man then said he hadn’t had sex in years.  “Don’t worry about,” Romo said, according to my imagination.  “I’m used to degrading myself for others’ pleasure.”

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