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Despite a 2-6 record for the hometown team, Cincinnati Bengals have got to be thrilled that wide receiver Chris Henry returns to the lineup this Sunday following the 8-game ban he endured for getting arrested four times in a month. I'll bet he's gonna keep his nose clean from here on out! What's that you say, sexy tipster Clove? He was dragged away from an altercation with a parking attendant?
The attendant told police that Henry became angry when asked to pay $5 for parking at Newport On The Levee, and he said the football player cursed him and asked if the driver knew who he was. According to the complaint, Henry stood chest to chest with the Bellevue resident and forced him to walk backward, before throwing a $5 bill to the ground saying, “You’d better pick that up, (expletive).” […]
The attendant said he believed Henry intended to fight him before security arrived and the football player’s friend pulled him away… Police were called back to Newport On The Levee a short time later when the attendant said Henry and his friend had returned, and officers banned the pair from the popular dining and entertainment complex.
The attendant said Henry and his friend walked past him on their way to the parking garage and warned him that he should hope never to see them again. Officers told the attendant to file a criminal complaint, and the report indicated that Henry and his friend could potentially be charged with menacing or harassment.
See, Chris Henry went to college in West Virginia, where parking is free and unlimited thanks to the large number of front yards. City life — such as you're likely to see in Kentucky — cages a man like Henry. Five dollars for parking? What is this, L.A.? Word on the street says he raped a parking meter in Cincy for reading "expired."