FlipBoardWhat to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. One team or another in ALL CAPS.
WHEREVER SHE AT over Tour de France – Unless it's some seaside area near the course. I doubt it. Coordinates please.
Angels over ATHLETICS – Because this is apparently the best baseball match-up of the weekend. And one of the teams just dealt one of their starters to the Cubs. And there's still half a season left to go!
HAVING YOUR NUTS RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER AFTER BEING SET ON FIRE AND LANCED BY INFECTED NEEDLES over Meet Dave – And it's not even close.
Wladimir Klitschko over TONY THOMPSON – Because I think Klitschko will win. And because I want to employ the patented With Leather jinx since I'm pulling for Thompson.
So concludes another Sexy Friday. Play it safe over the weekend and as a rule of thumb: Don't Do What Matt Jones Does. Which is suck at life.
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You know those lame comments, where we talk about what we'd do to the chick in the picture?
I would do everything to her. I would Wreck That Chick.*
*In reality, I'd be so fired up she'd probably never get penetrated. "Sorry about your leg…here's some Kleenex."
You know those lame comments, where we talk about what we'd do to the chick in the picture?
I would do everything to her. I would Wreck That Chick.*
*In reality, I'd be so fired up she'd probably never get penetrated. "Sorry about your leg…here's some Kleenex."
WHEREVER SHE AT
I'm glad WL is finally embracing the hip-hop culture.
Don't Do What Matt Jones Does.
you just mean the getting caught part, right?
@ WDYA
So, long story short, if she bought a strap on, you're gung ho?
* I actually hate the hip hop culture, so that was a lie.
Meet Dave has got to be better than Norbit though, right???
@Swany: Is the strap-on for her or for me? How much liquor is involved? Is this a pimple or a boil?
WDYA, it's a gummy bear.
@Swany: Is the strap-on for her or for me? How much liquor is involved? Is this a pimple or a boil?
mmmmm gummy venus de milo… arrrrrgh
Oh, it's for you budday.
Hey, if the A's want to give up in July, that's cool with me.
This chick looks newly deceased. Which means, if you want to find her, you're asking the right people.
Don't Do What Matt Jones Does.
I suppose the opposite of that advice would be "don't catch anything" which is exactly what I hope to be doing this weekend.
I still remember when Eddie Murphy was funny. But then again, I also still loved Flav-0r-Ice.
Nice step move by Klitschko. Haven't seen that since the Biker Week brawl at Harrah's Laughlin.