10.29.07 10 years ago 20 Comments

Hooray for cheerleader sex news!  Unfortunately, this is the unsexy kind of sex news, as the sex in question led to the production of a human fetus (Gross!).  As was broken early this past weekend, Cardinals All-Pro wide receiver/cracker enthusiast Larry Fitzgerald has been hit with a paternity suit by a former Oakland Raiders cheerleader named Angela Nazario.

Nazario is seeking child support from Fitzgerald, which he says he'll provide, if he's determined to be the father. A source close to Nazario says he has asked her to "hide" out in a small Arizona town, and asked her to have an abortion. Fitzgerald also allegedly tried to bribe her with offers of houses and cars, and when she declined, he told her "I don't need this all over the news like Matt Leinart."

Indeed he doesn't need this all over the news.  So let's keep it between us, okay?  The only people that have to know are Larry, Angela, the lawyers, and the 50,000 of you who just read about it.  And I know 50,000 sounds like a lot of people, but that's actually not even enough to fill University of Phoenix Stadium or Kim Kardashian's vagina, so it's kind of a secret.  The kid will never have know his father wanted him aborted until the day he Googles his mom's name, so that's nice.

[Via AZ Sports Hub

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