Can We Pick Duke? Yes, We Can

03.16.11 7 years ago 20 Comments

For the third straight year, President of These United States Barack Obama has filled out an NCAA tournament bracket, picking number one seeds Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh to make the men’s Final Four.  Continuing the trend he’s set as the leader of the free world, Obama gave all the breaks to the top 1% of teams and only confirmed his bracket after running it by every single Republican who exists in federal government.

Obama predicts Baylor, UConn, Stanford and Tennessee will advance in the women’s tournament, despite repeated campaign promises to pick Kansas State.  Check it out, guys, I’m writing about politics on the Internet!

The president’s men’s bracket, including his choice for national champion, will be revealed on the noon (ET) “SportsCenter” on Wednesday. His selections for the women’s bracket will be unveiled Friday on the 9 a.m. (ET) “SportsCenter.”  His opinion of the A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots series will be revealed Monday on the 2:45 a.m. (ET) “SportsCenter.”  It is “this is funny, bring back the dugout.”


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