A Jersey Shore for Everyone

04.12.10 9 years ago 18 Comments

In the wake of “Jersey Shore’s” massive success, TV producers are scrambling to recreate the magic of horny drunken Guidos, placing casting calls for groups of stereotypes, hoping that a new group of retards can reproduce the alchemy of hair gel and tainted Jacuzzi water. Last week I saw news stories about “Jersey Shore with Asians” and “Jersey Shore with Persians” (Persi Shore?) that were similar to the “Jersey Shore with Russians” story we already know about. And now, there’s this:

You come from all over – Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don’t take sh*t from nobody – least of all each othah. You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from Massa -freakin-chusettes who believe in God, Family, The Red Sox and partying!!

You ready to live togethah, laugh togethah, drink togethah and love togethah?

You’ll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where Roast Beef Hoagies and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray! Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!  [via Gawker]

I hate to agree with something that was written in Slate, but I’m all for this. I’m all for anything that might be as trashy and watchable as “Jersey Shore.” People who embrace being a stereotype are great, because they’re so easy to judge. I heard there was going to be a “Jersey Shore” knock-off with Mexicans, but everyone slept through the casting call.

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