Anthony Bourdain Lists His Five Favorite Bars (And The Morning Links)

Anthony Bourdain, who is cooler than you and hangs out with Omar and Marlo in his downtime, listed his five favorite bars in the world to Food and Wine. In order, he picked: the Distinguished Wakamba Cocktail Lounge (NY), Double Down Saloon (Las Vegas), John Kavanagh’s, a.k.a. The Gravediggers (Dublin), Mac’s Club Deuce Bar (Miami), and The Hideout, a.k.a. Trisha’s (London). I’ve never been to any of those estbalishments, but I bet they all have Fun House on the jukebox and don’t have Peroni Gran Riserva on tap. (Via)

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