Cam Newton Kept Making The Same Dorky ‘Donkey Kong’ Joke During His Press Conference

My favorite NFL team is the Carolina Panthers, so not only am I happy that injured quarterback Cam Newton will likely play in this Sunday’s home opener against Detroit, but I’m also pleasantly surprised to learn that he makes the same lame Donkey Kong jokes I did when I was younger. During Newton’s press conference yesterday, he responded to nearly every question asked by the media with something along the lines of, “My main focus is the Detroit Lions, I got my hands full by trying to stay protected from Donkey Kong Suh and my fellow Auburn teammate Nick Fairley.”

Let’s see if he can fit in a Battle Toads Roethlisberger reference when the Panthers play the Steelers.