I was going to save this video for Corgi Friday, but since it’s been sent to me twice today and it appeared on The Daily What months ago, I’m going to post it now and get it over with. Reader Ashley writes, “This video runs a little long for what it is, but it’s a corgi dancing!” Au contraire, Ashley. At just over two minutes, this video is approximately 28 minutes too short.
Larry King Live (CNN) — Conan O’Brien is the guest. Watch a preview here; to no one’s surprise, he speaks with Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart but not to Jay Leno. Way to dig up new dirt, Larry!
Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) — Hey, did you hear Dane Cook is going to guest star as Danno’s brother? In response, people who watch CBS procedurals said, “Dane Cook? I love him! He’s so funny and handsome!” Also on CBS tonight: Jane Lynch and Jenny McCarthy guest star on Two and a Half Men.
Men of a Certain Age (TNT) — The second season debuted last week to terrible ratings, probably because most men of a certain age were watching the Patriots blow out the Jets. Also, I figured out what it would take for me to watch this show: Ray Romano has to get a goddam haircut. He’s 50 years old and has the shaggy hair of a sullen teenager.
Mariah Carey Merry Christmas (ABC) — An immensely pregnant Carey attempts to spread Christmas spirit. Expect your girlfriend to hum along to “All I Want for Christmas is You.”
Monday Night Football (ESPN) — Ravens-Texans suddenly isn’t as interesting as the weather-delayed Vikings-Giants game in Detroit, which will play on local Fox stations in New York and Minnesota and nationwide on NFL Sunday ticket. Peep the live-blogging at KSK.