Dead Baby Found at Oprah’s School

Yikes, grim news from Africa (is there any other kind?): a dead baby was found on the grounds of the school that Oprah Winfrey opened in South Africa, suspected to be the child of a 17-year-old student there. Radar says:

Local police Captain Shado Mashobane told News24 that a 17-year-old student at the institution on Wednesday “gave birth to the baby at the school, but we can’t confirm what happened to it.

“A case of concealment of death is being investigated,” the lawman said, adding officials hadn’t yet determined if the child was killed or died of natural causes.

A newspaper in the area, Beeld, reported Friday that the body of the deceased child was recovered in a bloody plastic bag, though Mashobane told News24 he could not confirm the report.

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