Below is a montage of every single Kramer entrance from Seinfeld, via popwatch.
I tried to watch the whole thing, but I had a seizure and started hallucinating. Michael Richards appeared to me and said, “I will grant you one wish.” Then after I made my wish he said, “I’m not a genie, you shillelagh-hugger. You get nothing.” Then he disappeared in a puff of cigar smoke. Damn. Now who’s going to shoot the Black Eyed Peas into the sun for me?