Now, I know what you might be thinking after reading that headline: ALL trannies are terrifying. No, that’s not really true. Most trannies are very nice people. Some are very pretty women who happen to have male genitalia, like your dad. And most of them, like the Filipino tranny above, don’t aggressively whinny like a horse in danger.
If you caught this weekend’s episode of “The Soup,” then you likely saw the condensed version of this excerpt from “Philippines Got Talent,” but I have to say, there’s something majestic about the sheer terror of watching the entire 80 seconds of her performance. It makes Sarah Jessica Parker look downright human.
Need more gender-bending from the Philippines? Of course you do! You can never get enough from the country that taught Thailand everything it knows about ladyboys. Here’s a half-man/half-woman doing a solo performance of “My Endless Love.” Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to scrub myself clean with bleach and steel wool.