Five Potential ‘Game Of Thrones’ Spinoffs, Whether HBO Wants Them Or Not

The sixth season of Game of Thrones hasn’t even premiered yet and news about the future is already pouring in. First, word leaked out that showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss were allegedly set on a total of 73 episodes for the series, which would mean seasons seven and eight would be shortened to seven and six episodes, respectively, a la Breaking Bad and Mad Men. Then, Entertainment Weekly asked HBO top banana Michael Lombardo about the possibility of a spinoff after the series ends, and he more or less shot that idea down, at least as things stand now.

“No. If that were to happen it would have to come from [Benioff and Weiss] really feeling something, or [author George R.R. Martin] really feeling that it was the right thing to do. Not knowing how this particular story ends, I don’t know. There are plenty of characters, secondary characters, [that] you could build a world around. We’re always going to be drawn to a strong creative vision. But we are not going to do that unless we feel their passion.”

Fair enough.


Notice what he didn’t say there. He never said that I couldn’t see the news about the show ending soon and decide to concoct a few of my own awful spinoff ideas. He practically begged me, depending whether the “you” in, “[that] you could build a world around” was addressing me, specifically. Which I choose to believe is the case. This is a normal interpretation of that sentence.

Off we go.

The Khaleesi Files

Fed up with the cutthroat politics (and, uh, “cut throat” politics) that come with her position of power, Daenerys gives up her claim to the throne and decides to settle into a normal life. But without the perks of royalty, and no experience in the practice of a useful skilled trade, she’ll need a way to earn money. The rent isn’t going to pay itself, after all.

One day, while Daenerys is still figuring this out, a local woman casually mentions over wine that she thinks her husband is cheating on her, but she doesn’t have proof. A light bulb appears over Daenerys’ head.

SMASH CUT TO: Daenerys hanging a small wooden sign on her door that reads, “D. Targaryen, Private Investigator.”

WHICH LEADS TO: A montage of clients walking through her door.

FOLLOWED BY: Her calling in her most mischievous dragon, Drogon, to be her loose-cannon partner.

And now the two of them are solving mysteries.

Full House Lannister

We go back 20 to 30 years for a Lannister family prequel. Tywin raising three rambunctious children as a single father, kind of like Full House if Danny Tanner was a ruthless billionaire sociopath who was always away from home seeking power and instilled in his children a need to do the same. And if DJ was a legendary male warrior who was secretly sleeping with Stephanie, who is now mean and manipulative. And if Michelle was a loquacious sex-crazed alcoholic dwarf. Also, Jesse and Joey have been executed. So has Kimmy Gibbler. And Aunt Becky works in a brothel.