If Sam Jackson reading the “I Am the One Who Knocks” monologue from Breaking Bad was just too awesome for you, then have I got a treat you’ll enjoy! Gilbert Gottfried delivering the iconic Breaking Bad monologue is like listening to someone scratch their nails on a chalkboard, then picking up the chalkboard and whacking you across the face with it. It’s what I imagine watching Breaking Bad on acid would be like, if the acid was taped to an anvil and dropped on your head. It’s what it must feel like to buried alive. With your mother in law.
So click play. I dare you (insert cyanide capsule into right cheek before doing so).
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