Feds shut down the illegal counterfeit jeans operation in your car hole? Run all out of the same red shirts and blue pants you’ve been wearing for 20 years? Your new litter of puppies chew up all your pink socks? Then you’re in need of a new outfit, beginning with a Simpsons-themed shirt, courtesy of the folks at Threadless, who are running a contest where guys like me (hey, I’m a guy like me!) can choo-choo-choose their favorite fan-made design.
Hey, speaking of references, here are a few more.
The “Homer was Right” shirts must have already sold out.